10 CONYO-MANDMENTS (funny!^.^)

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, Physics is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain person?

1.Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain person?
` guilty
2.Anything been heavy on your heart lately?
` yes
3.What's your favorite card game?
` solitaire
4.Who was the last person you called?
` joanne^.^
5.Anything you're giving up on?
` yes
6.Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
` depends
7.Do you hate any of your ex's?
` ....
8.What's your biggest turn off?
` liars & womanizers
9.What's your theme song right now?
` way back into love/all the love in the world/this is real, this is me
10.Ever cried because of happiness?
` yes
11.What's some things people hate about you?
` full of drama and moody
12.Thought about someone today?
` yes!^.^
13.What do you hate about your best friend?
` ....
14.Overall mood today?
` happy! happy!^.^
15.What's your weakness?
` secret!^.^
16.What's something you did a while ago?
` shower^.^
17.Know anyone who's been drunk recently?
` those people in pier one! haha!
18.Are you happy with who you are?
` well yes!^.^
19.Do you judge others?
` guilty
20.Do you enjoy drama?
` yes
21.Who do you tell everything to?
` joanne^.^
22.Where do you live?
` qc^.^
23.How many friends do you have?
` real friends...can count with my fingers and toes!^.^
24.What is the last movie you watched?
` dobol trobol get ready to rambol & a very special love with my mom! hihi!^.^
25.Who's texting you right now?
` liza
26.What makes you happy?
` a lot!^.^
27.Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
` i don't think so
28.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
` of course
29.How good is Coca-Cola?
` good^.^
30.How was your day, what'd you do?
` happy! happy! ^.^
31.Who was the last person u kissed?
` ....
32.When was the last time you cleaned your room?
` yesterday.:P
33.Where do you hide your money?
` secret hiding place. hehe!:p
34.How did you wake up this morning?
` happy!^.^
35.Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
` both!^.^
36.Last time someone surprised you?
` just this week^.^
37.What are you excited about?
` my birthday!^.^
38.Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
` yes
39.Do you curse a lot?
` guilty
40.Most hated food?
` ....
41.What's your favorite song?
` way back into love
42.What are you doing tonight?
` i dunno yet! hehe!;p

PANO PAG SINABI SAU TO NG EX MO?

1.Hi! musta ka na? tagal na nating di
nagpapansinan.
* ok lang^.^
2.Ui! gus2 mo mall tayo ng barkada mo?
♥ bakit?
3.I LOVE U..
♥ nyay!
4.DO u want some cookie?
♥ nope
5.Picture naman tayo oh?!
♥ nyay!
6.Tulungan mo naman ako sa homework oh?
♥ nyek!
7.eto gift ko sayo.
♥ akin na. hahaha!^.^
8.Text text na lng tayo hah?
♥ alam mo ba # ko? hahaha!
9.Gusto mo bilan kita ng iPod?
♥ sige ba!^.^
10.Tabi naman tayo sa bus pwede?
♥ nyek!
11.hi ______ ko!
♥ ruth (hahaha!)

WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE

did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHE COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this friday
and the one u love will either...
KiSS U,ASK U OUT.,CALL U, OR TEXT U.......
.....OR
BETTER.........
REPOST THiS titled "WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE"

chick survey

How many guys have met your parents?
1.How many boys have you cried over?
◘ ....
2.Does chocolate really make you feel
better on your period?
◘ not really
.
3.Who ended your last relationship?
You, or your ex-partner?
◘ which relationship? hahaha!
.
4.Have you ever been in love?
◘ yes
.
5.Have you ever liked somebody and
never told them?
◘ yes
.
6.Honestly, do you like anybody?
◘ yes
.
7.Flowers or chocolates
◘ both
.
8.With your boyfriend, a romantic night
in or wild night out?
◘ a romantic night out. hahaha!
.
9.Kisses or hugs?
◘ both
.
10.Be called pretty or beautiful?
◘ beautiful and mean it
.
11.How many guys have met your parents?
◘ ....
12. Have you been heartbroken?
◘ yes
.
13. Are you friends with any of your
exes?
◘ no, just civil
.
14. How many REAL relationships have
you been in?
◘ ....
.
15. Would you kiss the last person you
kissed again?
◘ i don't think so
.
16. Do certain songs make you cry?
◘ yes
.
17. Do you get along better with your
dad or mom?
◘ both
.
18. Who was the last person you hugged?
◘ who was it?
.
19. Do you wish you could see somebody
right this second?
◘ yes
.
20. Have you met a boyfriend online?
◘ yes
.
21. Do you think guys will open this
because it says chick survey?
◘ maybe
.

I COST P1085 ~live & learn!^.^~

look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done.
BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.
PS: the smaller the better!
1. Had sex: P30.00
2. Smoked: P100.00
3. drank alcohol: P100.00
4. Went skinny dipping: P20.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: P90.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex:
P10.00
7. Cheated on a test: P10.00
8. Fell asleep in class: P10.00
9. Been expelled: P10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: P40.00
11. Given oral: P60.00
12. Got oral: P60.00
13. Prank called the police: P10.00
14. Stole something: P10.00
15. Done drugs: P20.00
16.Dyed your hair: P50.00
17. Done something sexually with
someone older (like a few years):
P20.00.
18. Courted someone OVER 18 (if your
under 18): P50.00
19. Ate a whole bag of oreos: P60.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: P10.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt
mean it: P95.00
22. Been in love: P90.00
23. Got caught doing something that
you shouldnt have been doing: P80.00
24. Went streaking: P5.00
25. Got arrested: P10.00
26. Cuddled: P95.00
27. Peed in the pool: P5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: P30.00
29. Done something you regret: P70.00
Now add up and post as "I COST P......

Masarap magmahal ng taong mahal ka din!:D

1. Pag dinare ka na kiss ex mo, gagawin mo?
` basta dare lang? yoko nga dapat may kapalit! hahaha!
.
2. Alin ang pipiliin mo? magaaral o trabaho?
` ....
.
3. San mo mas gusto tumira, dito o sa ibang bansa?
` dito!^.^
.
4. Kung magkakabahay kayo ng friends mo, sino sa
mga friends mo gusto mo kasama?
` kahit sino!^.^
.
5. Pinaka astig na name ng person na narinig mo?
` wala. hahaha!
.
6. Pili ka para maging GF/BF, chinese, japanese,
american, spanish, korean, pinoy?
` pinoy!^.^
.
7. Pag mahal mo, ok lang i-take for granted ka. Tama ba toh?
` bugbog gusto niya? magkalimutan nalang kami! i'll just get even! hahaha!
.
8. May tao bang walang karapatan magmahal? sino tong
tao na toh?
` taong patay na! hahaha!
.
9. Kelan ka huling kinilig?
` kani kanina lang! hahaha!
.
10. Pili ka, 5 taon na utot ung hangin o 5 araw na
umuulan ng tae pero wala ka masisilungan? (sori,
nakaw lang toh)
` nyay!
.
11. Sino sa mga friends mo pinaka matigas ang ulo pagdating sa love?
` si ano, katuad ko! (you know who you are!;D)
.
12. Tingin mo pag nagkabalikan ang mag EX,
magwworkout pa?
` ma at pa! malay ko at pakialam ko! hahaha!
.
13. Mahirap ba makita EX/past mo masaya na sa piling ng iba?
` ay ewan!;p
.
14. Ano “special” skills na kaya mo gawin?
` ayun, oo ayun nga!;p
.
15. Long hair o short hair?
` ako? long hair
.
16. Describe mo kung ano ang maganda/gwapo na person para sayu.
` si sugar! sobrang vain kasi e!;p ang puti, preppy-looking; ang ayos lagi ng buhok, naka-polo na sobrang bagay sa kanya, malinis ang nails, sobrang cute ng ilong niya at marami pang iba! except pala sa lips niya na laging dry!;p
.
17. Kelan mo last naamin na may gusto ka sa isang
tao?
` kelan nga ba? kalimots ko na e!;p
.
18. Nagmahal ka na ba at pinagsisihan mo?
` a e i o u
.
19. Kung titignan mo buhay mo so far, ano mas madami, saya o lungkot?
` a e i o u
.
20. Kanino ka mas attracted, sobra same kayo ng personality pati ugali o different sayo?
` different. mababad trip lang ako sa katulad ko na madaldal at pakialamera! hahaha!
.
21. Pano pag ayaw gawin ng GF/BF mo gusto mo, ano
gagawin mo?
` iwanan at maghanap ng iba! hahaha!
.
22. Bakit may mga tao na sadyang tanga pagdating sa pagibig? Isa ka ba sa mga un?
` a e i o u
.
23. Magkasama kayo ng GF/BF mo sa car, sira na ung
breaks pati handbreak, sure na babangga kayo at
mamamatay kayo, ano huli mo gagawin?
` ano nga ba? ewan ko! hahaha!
.
24. Tama ba mga pinipili mo mahalin?
` ay hindi ko alam! hahaha! ayos mga tanong dito ah!
.
25. Magbanggit ka ng 5 friends mo na masasabi mo na
TRUE FRIENDS talaga.
` Alive: Joanne, Genea, Elena, Liza, Marie
Dead: Axell (pasensiya random thought lang yan)
.
26. Lilipat ka na ng bahay! Saan mo lungsod sa
Metro Manila gusto mo lumipat?
` makati
.
27.Bibigyan kita ng micro tracking device.. kanino
mo ikakabit yun?
` sa akin din! para alam ko kung saan ako pupunta! hahaha! (labo!;p)
.
28. Mahilig ka ba sa SUSHI?
` hindi
.
29. Gusto ko na tumigil _________?
` in english, i want to stop! hahaha!
.
30. Pano kapag umamin sayo friend mo na sobrang tagal
mo nang kaibigan na may gusto sya sayo, ano
magiging reaction mo?
` ishmayl lang at may kasamang blush!^.^
.
31. LOVE. Hinihintay o hinahanap?
` a e i o u
.
32. Sino sasabihin mo nang “I.F.O.” (it’s f*cking
over)
` a e i o u
.
33. Ano last dream mo, at sa tingin mo, ano meaning
nun?
` ewan ko e
.
34. Masarap magmahal ng ______?
` taong mahal ka din!:D ayos!^.^